procrastination station

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.

My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."

by ejrob November 12, 2013

proactive procrastination

The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.

Bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. Instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.

by romioc November 1, 2007

procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

procrastination

Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as lazy.

Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest.

Ignorant person: You is lazy!

Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?

Ignorant person: Uh...

Me: Hypocrite.

by MrCuddles February 6, 2007

Procrastination

What you're doing right now.

Using the Urban Dictionary is a form of procrastination.

by fireseeker4him February 14, 2009

Procrastinating

Definition, you right now. Chances are you searched this in irony so that way you wouldn't have to do that essay due in tomorrow, or to stop you from cleaning your room.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.

You: Lets see, what can I do instead of working for the next five minutes? I know, I'll search procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.

by Mechgeek June 8, 2011

Procrastinatus extrimus

extreme procrastination (delaying a task) for forever or so like Danielius

Well he's such a procrastinatus extrimus.

by NotConqube December 28, 2019