Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Procrastinate

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now

Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!

by futymore December 18, 2009

procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

Procrastibator

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

by [tosser] October 14, 2008

procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

procrastibate

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night

by carlord0 October 14, 2009

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007