D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.

Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022

breed and proceed

this is a phrase said when some thotie is either crazy, boring, stupid or whatever the fuck, but she has some mighty fine cheeks so u just tickle her insides then promptly leave

yo this girl has some FINE tits but shes dumb as shit, i think imma just breed and proceed

by m4rk0n1 October 4, 2019

Procedure 7

When one group member of a group of people is ignored due to the fact they are creeps or just cause its a group decision. the group makes a circle leaving the outcast outside the circle.

Eli:Um... procedure 7 on Zeta! "
Group: 7!!!!!! 7!!!! can i geta 7!

by Elias Barnes July 10, 2009

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018

a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006