"Hey those 2 black guy's are just sitting there waiting on a friend. They haven't bought anything, so they must be thug-pressing. Let's call the cops."

Thug-pressing by PokeUMon May 27, 2018

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Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

Garlic pressing by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

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Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

Hydraulic Pressing by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

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Yes-pressing

The act of reviewing, accepting, and shipping AI-generated code without writing it yourself often by repeatedly pressing “Yes”/ "Accept All" button in AI coding tools like Claude or Cursor.

Not the same as blindly clicking through. A good yes-presser reads the output, steers the AI, and owns every line that ships. A bad one just... presses yes.

The defining skill of software engineering in the mid-2020s. Less about syntax, more about judgment.

I didn’t write this feature, I just yes-pressed it.

Built this entire thing by yes-pressing.

Yes-pressing by yespresser April 16, 2026

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