premercial

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)

What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?

by Jody M September 6, 2007

Preprock

A person who cannot make the full commitment to either Preppy or Punk Rock lifestyles and therefore combine the two. Thus living the lifestyle of a fashionista mixed with the grimmyness of a punk rocker!

Usually seen in today's youth, but not uncommon to see in the 18-25 age group either.

We've all seen them, someone wearing a pair of ripped jeans, spiked hair, and some sort of chain/spike jewelery. But if you look close, those ripped jeans are $100 designer jeans that came with the worn out spots and holes, the spike hair is a well thought out $85 style from Dolce Salon, and the jewelery is some form of Hot Topic gear; which is home to today's Preprock!

by AZ_KOTA March 11, 2009

preparatory wank

Jacking off before you get with your woman, so that you'll last longer before cumming.

I like to get in a preparatory wank before I pound my wife into the mattress, but I have to be careful or I won't be able to cum, just pump her dry pussy for an hour before giving up.

by Strokher Ace November 27, 2013

prepper

prep·per
/ˈprepər/
noun

a person who believes a catastrophic disaster or emergency is likely to occur in the future and makes active preparations for it, typically by stockpiling food, ammunition, and other supplies.

There's no agreement among preppers about what disaster is most imminent.

by kaosmoker June 26, 2021

Cross-Preferencing

The act of suggesting quasi-related media to a prospective online buyer, based on the products already viewed or held in their shopping cart

Admiring friend: "How'd you hear about Apples in Stereo?"
You: "Actually, Amazon was cross-preferencing them with I'm From Barcelona."

by staticandbanal August 14, 2009

St. Charles Preparatory School

An all-boys Roman Catholic preparatory high school in Columbus, Ohio. It's a hell hole where you are a slave to your grades and college preparation, working about 4 hours every night on homework after an 8 hour school day. Students frequently slap each others asses and nonchalantly talk about sucking each others dicks. Teachers are high quality but can make your life even more of a living hell if aggravated. If you want to throw away the remainder of your childhood but ensure yourself a place in the work place, Saint Charles is the school for you.

Person 1: "Don't you go to St. Charles Preparatory School?"
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "Don't you care about girls?"
Person 2: "Don't you care about college?"

by scfag January 1, 2016

Cistercian Preparatory School

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.

Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”

by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020