The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"
*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"
*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
by Psycho-J December 1, 2006
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by cullenlovesblack May 2, 2008
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The act of killing the crap out of the enemy faction in the World of Warcraft Battlegrounds, while being utterly predictable about it.
Listening to the Superman theme every time you play battlegrounds.
Constantly using Frostshock as s finishing move
Doing a /dance on your enemy's un-resurected corpse every time you kill them
"You just did that with total predictakillability! Get some new moves already!"
Constantly using Frostshock as s finishing move
Doing a /dance on your enemy's un-resurected corpse every time you kill them
"You just did that with total predictakillability! Get some new moves already!"
by IrishMagic, 60 Warlock August 8, 2006
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by 2-Face December 15, 2004
Get the predictabler mug.George Bush's state of the union speeches are getting way too predictabull particularly with respect to the reasons for America's presence in Iraq.
by Dynamic_Dude_ February 6, 2006
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Get the preditate mug.One having the ability to predict when someone is going to bail on you, or somebody who is reliable to be unreliable.
This is totally predictabail, she blew me off before for no good reason, why I keep trying ill never know.
Dude, she said she'd come over tonight, but she's also Predictabail, she'll most likely find an excuse.
Dude, she said she'd come over tonight, but she's also Predictabail, she'll most likely find an excuse.
by CharlesDavid October 18, 2013
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