Night Prowler

When you sneak into someones room while their sleeping and cum on thier face.

Johnny really got Betty good last night with that night prowler.

by PP,JJ,DC January 2, 2009

Prowl

The most epicc Transformer in existence. Optimus Prime's second in command, Prowl is a highly skilled tactician and relies heavily on logic. He is a very useful Autobot to have during a battle. Many may see him as a jerk, but truly he is not. He's a badass.
Prowl is some form of police vehicle in his incarnations, mainly a police car, but he was a police motorcycle in Transformers Animated.
In fanfiction, Prowl is often given the nickname "Prowlie" or "Prowler." Most of the time he is not happy with such nicknames.

"Who is your favorite Transformer?"
"Prowl!"
"Why? He's a jerk!"
"No, he's just a badass."

by Clumsy Peg November 10, 2009

Prowler Flu

Vomiting, nausea, fainting, body-aches and/or upper-respiratory distress associated with the activity of pushing, pulling, or towing a Prowler (large metal sled-type object used for sports conditioning exercises).

The Prowler Flu got that chick after her fifth set of sprints with the Prowler.

by ironwordchef December 21, 2009

Puma Prowler

Essentially, a younger version of a cougar. Puma Prowlers are typically under-30 females who enjoy dating/hitting on/hooking up with younger (yet still over 18) males or females. A responsible Puma Prowler however will always ask for identification from any potential target who looks like they can be underage. Puma Prowlers tend to be successful and financially well-kempt twenty-somethings with "Sugar Mama" tendencies.

She's such a Puma Prowler, all her ex-boyfriends are still in college!, Let's go Puma Prowl at the Ducks game this weekend!, Last night Danielle was Puma Prowling at $1 PBR night

by The Portland Socialite October 1, 2012

Back on the prowl

A man or a woman that has returned to the dating scene.

That blind date didn't end well. So, i'm going out the the clubs to find a man. I am back on the prowl!

by Lenadoesitbest December 29, 2008

pussy prowl

The state a guy is in shortly after he becomes single. Feeling like a free man, this dude is looking for any pussy he can get.

After Joe's girl friend broke up with him, he was on the pussy prowl; searching for any pussy.

by Jake Herman August 4, 2007

Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015