Postie

A derogatory term for someone born post-9/11. Mainly attributed to American members of Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

What would you even know about it? You're a damn postie.

by Madison W September 10, 2023

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Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023

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pousiey

pousiey is the female private area that men like to stick their tongues into

Herald: wow i would love to lick Stella's pousiey
Prudence: But herald hubby you should want to lick mine instead
*runs off crying*
*Harold licks Stella's pousiey*
Stella: That was quite enjoyable we will have to do this again some time
Harold: Of course Sugar booger
*DO NOT SEARch UP sugAR BOOgeR*

by Pousiey sucker December 13, 2023

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pousiey

its a pussy in a funny way of saying it

my friend: omg i fell in a hole on my way to school this morning
me: was it as deep as my pousiey hole

by Pousiey sucker May 15, 2024

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ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

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