Postum

A small round glowing orb that is ejaculated out of a man's belly button when over bloated and sexually aroused simultaneously.

It can be controlled telepathically and is scolding to the touch.

It is often mistaken for a small food sex fairy, but is actually immensely dangerous.

I went over to Denises' house and ate over half the pizza, she began to take her clothes off, and my postum came out.

I haven't seen Jenelle in a few days, Jon must've shot his postum at her again.

by Hydrox Cheezels April 27, 2009

Posthumous work

The odor one leaves long after he/she has left the bathroom in question

“Did you smell his posthumous work?”

by derderr January 8, 2008

Posthuma

Someone who used to be a "Huma", but had a sex change operation. ( See definition for huma )

George: "Hey Frank, i'm not gay or anything, but Mark sure has a nice ass."

Frank: "Didn't you know? He is a real "Posthuma"."

by Heywouldyablowmeonaboat September 25, 2011

posthumos

It's when you are given an award, that you cannot accept because you are already DEAD.

This man died an honorable death, he will be awarded with a medal for it posthumosly.

by DontTaseMeBro June 9, 2012

postrumpian

A time in the future after the reign of Donald Trump when the world returns to normal

Him: I don't know what to do, the president is ruining the world, it's crazy

Her: Pray for postrumpian times

by stuartc1 June 15, 2017

Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.

10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!

by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024

posthumous loyalty

to not engage in a relationship loyal with any other person after the death of a significant other/
to remain loyal to your partner after their death

ceasar : i would get very upset if my partner doesn’t maintain posthumous loyalty
fredrich : you don’t want your partner to be happy after you die? that’s dumb

by joelthbej March 13, 2025