porniest

One who is overly obsessed with porn, where the person loses all contact with anything other than a magazine, video, or internet involving porn. Someone who would rather watch porn than do anything else.

Keller is the porniest guy I know look at his dvd collection.

by Trea G. December 29, 2007

nipple pokies

noramlly when it is cold in a room and the nipples can be seen through a shirt because they are hard.

Jennifer Aniston always has nipple pokies

by jon smith May 13, 2005

Pookiestick

Any object with which a female masturbates

I had a back scratcher, but my sister took it and made it into a pookiestick

by Wurdz May 28, 2015

porkism

a religon based around john pork as your god. you must eat pork to go to pork heaven.

bill: what religion are you?

mike: porkist bro, porkism for life

by WalterWhiteMoment June 20, 2023

Porkinson's Disease

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

by BigA86 July 30, 2016

pookies

A word used to call someone adorable.

Yo i just 'erica-ed' that pookies

by spel September 15, 2010

Pornies

A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.

Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!

by Zhs2 September 21, 2011