wax-poetic

To "wax poetic" means to become increasingly verbose and romantic in speech. To become more and more like a poem.

"Wax" = increase, "wane" = decrease.

It has nothing to do with vinyl records and bullshit hip-hop, "yo."

"Not to wax-poetic, but your eyes glimmer like the ocean on a summer evening..."

by vinylBZ October 24, 2008

poets of the fall

Poets of the Fall are an amazing band that hardly anyone has ever heard of outside of Europe. Pisses all over every other band that is out there. And then some. Check out their music on their website, or the repulsive phenomenon that is known as myspace.

Example: Poets of the Fall are the musical form of heaven.

by Adam in England July 2, 2007

poketuber

A channel on Youtube that primarily focuses on Pokemon content.

Guy#568723456: "Hey dude, what are some good poketubers?"

Guy#456839569: "Candyevie, Munchingorange, and Theauraguardian are pretty good."

by DONUT LORD July 14, 2017

Poet

A map-maker of the collective unconscious.

"Watch out!" The Poet said, "Here there be dragons."

by Professor Oblivious September 1, 2013

Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."

I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.

by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005

Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

poetry-stricken

a person poor in pocket but rich in poetic imagination

He did not notice his poverty because he was poetry-stricken

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009