Queen Poptart

A derogatory term used to describe the head of that particular pack of bitches know as the Popular Ones, or, if none of them are around, any of the following: poptarts, sluts-a-million, or pow-whore rangers.

Queen Poptart over there's started dating the head of the football team. Hope he doesn't notice that she's screwing the rest of the team, too.

by Uncharted June 15, 2010

Dracula's poptart

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

Funky lil popstar

Jungkook from BTS was lovingly referred to as “funky lil popstar” by an unsuspecting local Twitter user since he overcame his hesitation to interact with ARMY on social media. This was later adopted by the BTS ARMY as well and if I hear one of you use this nickname for some irrelevant plebeian, I am going to break into your house and line your floor with legos, release spiders into your basement and leave my 4 year old nephew who screams if anybody so much so breathes around him, at your place for a week.

Go you funky lil popstar! (Aka jungkook)

by Funky lil ARMY December 16, 2021

virtual popstar

A website filled with teenagers and children. The owner of the website is known for being a pedophile, his ex-wife will steal your clothing items if you become inactive for a while.

The purpose of the site is to gain 'fans', by clicking on buttons every day. There are also games, which most seven-year old enjoy.

People spend 100 dollars to get rare clothing items to fill the empty space in their social lifes. They often get critized by people who spend 50% of their day on the forums, which makes them just as sad.

Do you play Virtual Popstar?
No, i'm not an emo.

by Yeet Popstery January 15, 2019

soggy poptart

A phrase used in general disgust

A person whose actions no one likes

Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.

You, soggy poptart!

by CaveteIramDraconem April 2, 2019

Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020

poptart slut

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

by Amy baby April 4, 2016