Mongolian Poptart

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

by TheRealCK August 10, 2010

popatcha

To suddenly want to talk to another about something that comes to mind, to holla at some one, or call attention to the fact you want to talk to someone.

Come'er dog, le'me popatcha for a minute...

by tyronebcookin January 9, 2008

popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

by crazydudez October 20, 2009

Poptart

A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."

by JDOMSBA July 2, 2021

Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

Queen Poptart

A derogatory term used to describe the head of that particular pack of bitches know as the Popular Ones, or, if none of them are around, any of the following: poptarts, sluts-a-million, or pow-whore rangers.

Queen Poptart over there's started dating the head of the football team. Hope he doesn't notice that she's screwing the rest of the team, too.

by Uncharted June 15, 2010

Dracula's poptart

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012