stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Poopy Time

Something that ex Slab City Goonies Camp leader Mike Dibble would say as a metaphor for anal sex and or licking of the anus. Typically a child as Mike is a Chomo.

Mike- “Hey kids! I wanna get my poopy time on with ya, and film it!
Kid-“ Hell no. Get away from me ya tweaked out homo!”

Mike- “I wasn’t askin. I was telling. Now show me your butt!”
Kid- “ahhhh”
Mike- “mmm. Got me some poopy time on film! Eddie is gonna love this!”

by P. O’Neil December 30, 2021

poopy thumb

verb-to forcefully penetrate one's anus with your thumb

"That girl with the big butt is asking for a poopy thumb."

by Brian Coonway November 23, 2007

Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.

Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!

by Bay Babe January 23, 2020

poopy turtles

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool

Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.

by Tat Evil May 21, 2007

poony tunes

a poon related animated cartoon.

did you like that episode of poony tunes last night?
no there were too many poononos in it

by tom averis October 16, 2010