poopster 

Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.

The poopster is out there chasing her tail.

poopster by Ken December 25, 2003

Poopetrator 

When your cat takes a fresh deuce after you've just cleaned the litter box.

Damnit!!! I just cleaned the litterbox and this Poopetrator shat once again!!!!!

Poopetrator by [e-mail] September 12, 2010

Poopster 

A gay, little emo kid who is on the feminine side and likes anal sex (receiving it)

Oh Man that josh is such a POOPSTER

Poopster by Ryan Heckard November 19, 2006

Poonater 

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

Poonater by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

poopsterbate 

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

poopsterbate by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

poopsterbate by tidge March 13, 2014