Poonhandler

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poonhoundary

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.

Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.

by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

poontongue

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

poondoggin

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.

Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.

by Raptor007 July 8, 2012

Poontopia

A place of plentiful sex.

Man, this bar is a total poontopia!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016