Poondangler

A man who teases all the ladies. A male cocktease.

Cameron drives the girls crazy, he's such a poondangler.

by Craig Cheryl May 22, 2007

poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015

Poondrifter

A term generally used by roustabouts and scallywags to define the antics of seamen to constantly search for girls while on the water. poonigan

Look at ole' Boudreaux out there Cat calling those girls on the doc. He sure is a poondrifter.

by Kenny Wayne June 29, 2017

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.

Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.

by Jimmydick. January 4, 2009

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Poonarnia

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.

- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

poonfart

The action in which Daves mom farts cheesy gas out her poon

by Anonymous May 21, 2003