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poonani

aw fuck my play hole jeremy then lick my poonani
by (joe mugenyi) July 31, 2009
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poonani cookies

cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)
I want some poonani cookies!

OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!
by chaotic squirrel August 23, 2011
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Poonaner

Gary is a poonaner
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poonani

dude are you goin to the poonani tonight

hell yeah brah
by tlinds February 16, 2009
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Poojanie

Poojanie is one of the sweetest and kind-hearted people on earth. She never judges you and Is always welcoming to new people. When you meet her she’s shy but you instantly fall in love with her with her kind smile and adorable laugh. If a guy is ever lucky enough to gain her trust he should love her and treat her with the respect she deserves, cuddle her everyday and always remind her how much he loves her. Poojanie is a friend for life and is the rarest of them all. She loves animals especially dogs and is a very nurturing person. She truely deserves the world. Never let her go because it’s not everyday you come across an intelligent, funny person like her. A best friend, family member and kind-hearted human.
Poojanie is the best girl ever.
by Cinderellaatyoservice July 22, 2020
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panini poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?
by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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