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Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
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Pokedick

A word to describe a person who knows everything about Pokemon, but is an asshole about it.

If you say something wrong about Pokemon, like the Pokedex, the Pokedick will correct you.
"Oh, Pikachu is sooo cute. Isn't it a water-type."

"HAHAHA, fuckin' n00b! Pikachu is an ELECTRIC type. Idiot."

"Jeez... no need to be such a Pokedick..."
by MelonWater December 10, 2012
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Pooped-Up

A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.
Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........

Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.
by Cat_JoJo October 26, 2011
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poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.
Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.
by yatusabes March 2, 2008
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poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.
"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."
by feetoid October 25, 2009
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pooped

when you are pooped you are tired. or worn out or lazy.
usually after a long day or heavy excercise.
if you are pooped you:
-cannot be bothered
-have done alot, therefore cannot go on
-just completely worn out!
person 1: hey man, i'm so pooped
person 2: yeah, you had a really big day, yeah?
person 1: zzzzzz
person 2: hello?
beep beep beep....
by leave me alone! September 6, 2005
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