Poodling

The act of bleaching, then landscaping the pubic hair into a shape by shaving.

"Hey Charlie, will you shave and bleach my pubes into a white cloud?"
"Sure Crystal, I'm up for some poodling!"

by Dum April 25, 2006

Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

tide pooling

1. To sexually destroy
2. The action of saying "Huh?"

"Dude, bro, brah, I was totally tide pooling that girl last night!"

by Dr. Poon Ji Sum September 12, 2009

pongling

Having sex. Comes from pongle which I made up one day in IRC.

Spikeh is away pongling Ashley

by Spikeh December 15, 2004

Poodling

Googling while having a poo

I was poodling on the toilet

by Wholyman June 21, 2019