pooey poey

Unbelievable; complete and total bulls**t.

"Grandma, you watch way too much TV."

"Oh, pooey poey!!"

by Tiffieeeeeee January 25, 2009

pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

by bumholio October 8, 2005

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

Pooey Vagina

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".

I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina

by Samboidy October 11, 2019

pooey knuckles

A synonym for sex, particularly one which might be of a more casual variety

Ah you don't really think that, you're just trying to get pooey knuckles

by t36251 May 19, 2025

Pooey

The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.

Hey angus your mega pooey!

by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021

pooey

A non-white white worshiper. Usually an asian female.

Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!

by editorsincheif May 4, 2018