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grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
by bigpappy June 24, 2016
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Poowang

A wang covered in poo often sucked on for several hours
Look at my big ol POOWANG
by tony douglas February 24, 2011
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Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
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A tactical emptying of the bowles in order to make space after a particuarly heavy dinner. This subsequently allows the consuption of pudding.
I was so stuffed after the massive mixed grill at the pub at lunch time, I had to do pooding so I could manage the apple pie dessert.
by edmeister11 February 5, 2010
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