chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.
by markese October 25, 2005
Get the chris pontius mug.The first to introduce the "Muscle Car". In 1964, the G.T.O. was offered by Pontiac as a high end option on its popular midsize car, the Tempest LeMans. The High Performance option included a 389 CID engine that could be equipped with either a single 4 bbl or 3-Two bbl carburetors. The package was backed by a 4-Speed Transmission with a Hurst Shifter or an Automatic 3-Speed.
A factory built car that could outperform anything on the street.
A factory built car that could outperform anything on the street.
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Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.
A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate
by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009
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1. Reading Andrew Marvell's “To His Coy Mistress”, rise me to a real poetic orgasm.
2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.
2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.
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mikey: "holy son thats some deadly pontiac sunfire you got there boyz!"
billy: " I know eh? shes twin turbo!"
billy: " I know eh? shes twin turbo!"
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He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
He put his bulge inside my hive
He reveals his erect dick
Now that’s a dick, that I would lick
He put my cherries in his mouth
Now my mind is all the way south
He swirls his tongue
But it satisfied for not long
“You’re the worst”
Said he, positioning his bratwurst
I smirked,
As he fucked.
He growled.
Then I reached my climax.
And my head was in lilacs.
Now that’s a poetic smut.
by rainbowunicorn777 August 22, 2021
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