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ponocome

i ponocome you
by davidzzz1999 July 1, 2017
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Explosive Penosis

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
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ponisher

A sexual position where the guy pulls the girl to the edge of the bed with her legs up by his shoulders while he remains standing and gives it to her pretty good.
"Tonight is the night when I'm gonna give her the ponisher."
"You should pull out and blow into a tissue to help us make that cumduck after giving her the ponisher."
by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008
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Lele pons

A fucking lying cunt who’s biggest insecurity is her follower count. She have her follower count in her bio and keeps it updated 24/7 just to remind u how much of a cunt she is. She also claimed that she didn’t get a nose job and constantly posts glow up pictures as if she didn’t have plastic surgery
What’s an example of a lying piece of shit who “ donates fake hair

Lele pons

Dude who’s the female version of snake Paul

Lele fucking pons
by Ihatelelepons May 10, 2020
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ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.
Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.
by Han$ January 11, 2008
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Ronis Ponis

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears
Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis
by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022
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Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"
by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006
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