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Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.
Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
Plonka by Evettx August 13, 2020
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Polka Nipples 

A series of many smaller nipples surrounding a large nipple within the areola. Polka nipples are typically found on large breasted women and may sometimes generate hair. They are the most appalling of all nipple genres.
Dannng, that bitches polka nipples are so lumpy.
Polka Nipples by astroho419 February 19, 2010
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Pinka is ike a fill-in-the- blank word. Often used by people who don't/aren't allowed to curse in front of others, so they say pinka!
Miss Smiley: Holy Mother!
Grandpa: whAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Miss Smiley: Pinkaaa I love that color
Grandpa: You're playing C.O.D -_- there is no pink
Miss Smiley: Pretend there is okay goodbye!
Pinka by z MsBrightside October 20, 2012
Ethnic dance from Europe ranging from German/Czech Omp Pah to Eastern European Honky,Push,Slovenian. Straight up a whole lot of fun.
"Did you have fun this weekend?"

"Hellz ya, I went to a Polka Dance.
Polka by Mud the first January 17, 2009
A term that describes people, especially Indians who are constantly off the wall, and always jumpy, energetic, crazy and excited.
Damn, that nigga needs to stop being a panka.
panka by NotPanka May 12, 2010

Pavement Polka 

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.
"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."
Pavement Polka by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

Polka Dot 

Woman of Indian origin that you would like to have sex with, as in "poke a dot."
That waitress at the Indian restaurant is so hot -- she's a total Polka Dot.
Polka Dot by John Aztec April 7, 2008