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polyamorous relationship 

When a women loves two different guys at once. Only she can't decide who she really wants. So she just drags them both on.
Man marry is in a Polyamorous relationship with Tom and Jerry. Man she needs to make up her mind.

Polyamorous XD 

A bipolar cunt that trolls artist's pages in an attempt to draw discussion away from intelligent conversation so that she can be the center of attention. She can be identified by bullying tactics and illogical arguments.
This Polyamorous XD raised holy hell because someone wouldn't accept her analogy comparing a baby's bad art to an adult's today in the art forum where the question was about what makes bad art.
Polyamorous XD by Smile0231 May 11, 2018

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men 

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

Polyamorous Cesspit 

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)
What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.