polyamorous pansexual

A person who loves without limits. A person whose romantic and sexual love is not limited to a specific number of gender/sex.
Naomi is a polyamorous pansexual. She loves her anchor, Josh, but she also loves Jonathan and Imani. She is in a happy, loving relationship with all of them.
by Naomi...Duh February 19, 2016
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polyamorous relationship

When a women loves two different guys at once. Only she can't decide who she really wants. So she just drags them both on.
Man marry is in a Polyamorous relationship with Tom and Jerry. Man she needs to make up her mind.
by Michael Keel Jackson December 19, 2017
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Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Polyamorous

A romantic relationship dynamic consisting of 3 or more people loving on each other. They do not feel comfortable being anyone's ‘everything’ and one true love. Human jealousy and insecurity is something they often demonize, gaslight and/or reprogram out of themselves and each other. Most modern polys think they are more evolved than monogamous people. Polyamorous typically conflate monogamy with codependency. They like having multiple people to fulfill their "needs" because one person cannot meet all needs. Like it even matters. They don't grasp the fact that others can sit with themselves for 5 minutes or simply have platonic friends. Instead of interdependence, their solution is to spread out their emotional responsibility over multiple people. They often make a disingenuous argument that their romantic love is similar to loving family or parents of multiple kids. They sell their dynamic as this altruistic romantic love, which is actually very rare. They often prove this by not exactly investing as much of themselves in each of their partners.
Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.
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Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)
What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.
by MachoNacho420 May 09, 2024
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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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