Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted

“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”

by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020

Poltergeist

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.

Offset on "Too Hotty":

Remember all the trial nights (trial!)
Pull up in the Poltergeist (skrr!)

by YungMarco May 4, 2018

Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.

"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"

by srcl72 July 5, 2019

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 28, 2023

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023