When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me
by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.
by YungMarco May 4, 2018

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.
by Supes2511 May 10, 2018

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What
Guy 2: What
by msmfart March 28, 2023
