portphobia

The fear and procrastination of compiling a body of work that will represent all that you are!

My portphobia is going to make my job interview on Wednesday difficult.

by Deshiner April 3, 2010

Pescaphobia

The irrational fear and/or hatred of fish and/or fish touching you usually accompanied by severe fits of rage when exposed to fish and fishy situations. However negated by the fact that those in question still enjoy eating fish.

Frank- Hey Steve come in the water's great!!
Steve- Hell no man, there's fish in there are you crazy I hate those things you know I've got Pescaphobia!

--Two hours later--

Frank- Hey Steve where do you wanna go for dinner?
Steve- I don't know but I'm thinking catfish either way.
Frank- Damn Steve you can be such a Pescaphobe sometimes.

by CaboosismHLF July 9, 2011

pwnaphobia

the fear of being pwned by newbs

i created this world 8)

you know cripstar/lamb suffer from "pwnaphobia" he wouldn't take on skully's new character.

by skullma December 30, 2008

pogphobia

fear of the word "pog" (a word commonly used by gamers) and/or people who say "pog".

virgin 1: dude I beat my high score in Call of Duty!
virgin 2: woah POG bro
virgin 1: ahhh
virgin 2: chilll man
virgin 1: sorry, pogphobia my guy
virgin 2: yo that's fine slug. dap me up.
virgin 1: yo fax bro *he daps him*

by frabkiie December 14, 2020

Pokephobia

Po•ke•pho•bia /pōkēˈfōbēə/ noun

An abnormal fear of being exposed to family, friends and colleagues who have crossed into zombie-esque purgatory territories after trying what scientists are now describing as mobile crack, or its accepted vernacular.- Pokemon Go.

Day 42.- The idea Of going outside now seems far fetched.- these creatures have now taken over, insane streets flooded with zombie-like lcd lit faces that got lost For the ultimate rush. Pokephobia has taken over.

by felchaib July 16, 2016

Pockyphobia

A fear of being baited in your Dms and being banned or taken to jail

Bro this discord server gives me pockyphobia

by Redfroggo July 5, 2019

Paraphobia

A fear of paraplegic people or one day becoming paraplegic.

" I have paraphobia"
"What's that?"
" It means I fear the paraplegic or myself one day becoming paralyzed from the waist down"
".... That's stupid"

by ZenoRaptor October 6, 2017