Plumpkin

A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'

"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"

"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."

by Branislav Nušić April 1, 2009

plumpkins

Another name for a really fat pumpkin.

"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

southern plumpkin

the act of getting a plumpkin (head while taking a shit) whilst packing a huge lip

flanagan just got a southern plumpkin. the kid got head while taking a dip shit!

by c4shm4n September 22, 2010

Plumpkin

1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.

1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...

by Urifucabes October 29, 2011

PUMSKI

A WORD USED BY POPCAAN

WAH GWAAN PUMSKI MEANING YOUR PUM PUM FAT!

by yuhmadabwoy November 20, 2018

Plumpkin

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals whilst the recipient excretes feces into a toilet, bucket, or box from a seated position. Not to be confused with a Blumpkin.

Dude, bro... get out of the bathroom! I got a car full of fat bitches on the way over and at least one of them wants a Plumpkin.

by Richard Glass April 11, 2020

Plumpkin

Noun. A set act in which a person performs cunnilingus on a woman whilst she defecates

"Yeah dude, I'd pay $2000 just to give Riley Reid a plumpkin"

by TommySalami420 August 23, 2023