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Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.
Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!
by Aotnigci June 14, 2021
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Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football
You just missed and absolute plonker
by Chad man March 20, 2019
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Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0
by anonymous February 13, 2022
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Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
by Fbfzone December 13, 2020
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Pulling the Plonker

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!
by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010
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Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet
karl's a plonker
by two door sedan May 12, 2021
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silly plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014
mugGet the silly plonkermug.

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