Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

silly plonker

My father

My father is a silly Plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014

Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019

Plonker

wanking plonker

I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker

by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021