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plophead

a guy hu lyks to poop on girls heads because it gives them pleasure
hi, nice hed, can i take a poop on you becausae it gives me pleasure
by Frazer May 13, 2004
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plompy

Someone who randomly appears in online games and forums under the name "plompy." He is well known for mastering anything overnight and getting everything free with his cunning "I'm a cute girl" Teqnique.
LegendofMir: plompy/ hilo
GraalOnline: plompy/plompy2
Continuum: plompy
Gunbound: plompy/ xXTYSoXx
PSO DC: Tie
PSO 1&2 GC: TYSo

Deus Ex: Unknown
Soldat: plompy.

Plompy is a very respected member of the gaming community and should always be remembered.

Long live PLOMPY!!
by Gillium March 29, 2005
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plamph

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.
Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.
by L G Mann July 5, 2006
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Plomper

A plomper is a person who smells like there is a shit in their pants. just generally a greasy person who can't help but stank
That girl is a dirty plomper
by John Quazon March 23, 2008
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Plompy

A youngling with a frizzy trim who wears a bed sheet over his head and twerks for a living.
" Damn look at that Plompy twerking as he chief instigates an apple war on the usos."
by Chief Instigator March 31, 2022
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Plamph

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011
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Plomp

To prod your penis into the anus without inserting it for pleasure. Usually only done by homosexual males but occasionally straight men do it as a tease to other men in public places such as change rooms and public showers.
"man i can't believe what i just saw. while kenedy was changing colin walked up and plomped him."
by Tekasumbowdee October 4, 2009
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