ploak

Generaly used as a verb, the act of ploaking can be many different things.

1. Any act having to do or dealing with horses, televisions, or algebra.

2. Being able to see into the future, but it being physically impossible to tell anyone.

3. An infatuation with phalic lingo. (uncommon)

"Margerie, tell Daniel how to ploak. I tell you it is quite amazing."

"Get the hell out of here you ploakers!"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

Plouffe

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

Ploft

A trapped turd

I can feel a big ploft pushing hard on my anus

by Boost October 19, 2012

Ploat

to pluck the feathers from a bird, but also used in slang to describe a similar action unconnected to birds or feathers
English, esp. Geordie slang

He ploated the hen before searing her.
She plaoted his bank account before leaving him.

by streonwold April 6, 2005

Plouffe

(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.

Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.

by Tim-A September 20, 2006

Plorf

A term for an overstuffed couch pillow.

"Me and my girlfriend had so much sex last night on that Plorf."

by lolchillinz September 30, 2009

plowfest

a sexual act marked by deeply penetrative and vigorous intercourse.

synonym: rail party

(A) "I heard Sarah was involved in a plowfest the other night"

(B) "Yeah i know, I could hear it in the hall"

by sirplowzalot December 9, 2009