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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
by toadboy123 February 12, 2017
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Kill Me Please

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.
by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017
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Palesa

A bad bitch, caring, loving, extremely self aware and confident. She cares a lot about the people she loves. She is a hard nut to crack once you meet her or if she barely knows you. But once she gets used to you. Her love, support, Craziness are absolutely unconditional. She's very straight forward and doesn't take disrespect lightly. But her love is felt from afar and she has an extremely warm and kind heart once she lets you in. They are always there for the people they care about and will always be there for you 100%! They are fun to be around and the life of party.
by Thebaddestbitchpp November 24, 2021
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