Platypus

Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.
"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."

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Platypus

Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...
Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?
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A metaphor for something that holds you down.
Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
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Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
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Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
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A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.
Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.
by JPHVA May 08, 2008
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Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.
by Sorry W November 07, 2020
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