Platypus

Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...

Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?

by Scottsdale Snoob December 9, 2008

Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.

Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.

by Bman2007 September 9, 2020

Platypus

Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"

Look! It's Perry the Platypus

by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015

Platypus

A PLATYPUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE THE PLATYPUS!

Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!

by DeadassDefinitions August 16, 2017

Platypus

A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.

Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.

by JPHVA May 8, 2008

Platypus

Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.

"That guy has Down Syndrome, it looks like a platypus"

by Sorry W November 7, 2020

The Platypus

When you get head from a girl while playing a video game. preferrably Halo 3.

It was awsome last night. I was playing Halo and this girl gave me the platypus.

by Ryland M March 25, 2008