joseph platzer

Goose

Joseph Platzer is a goose.

by amchew November 12, 2018

Doing a Panzer

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.

It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!

by Corbinoski February 6, 2012

German Panzer

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while pushing her across the floor face down while making tank noises; this will usually result in the female getting a massive rug burn across her face.

Tonight im going to give a girl the german panzer.

by Csquared092 October 2, 2010

Panzer

1.The German word for tank
2.Abreviation for PanzerKampfWagen or Armored Fighting Vehicle

Heinz Guderian believed that Panzers are important in modern warfare.

by ♤♡◇♧■□●○▪☆⊙°•¤ July 28, 2018

A Planter

When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.

Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow.

Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.

by SheckyMcFerris December 16, 2010

panzermarine

A man who wears lots of armor in battle to protect himself due to the fact that he is scared shit-less. Panzermarines do however look threatening and can be lethal.

Oooo look at that panzermarine! What a pussy hole! Fuck me he's comin this way blud...runnnnnnnn!

by LordOfTheT January 21, 2011

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 14, 2006