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Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation 

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
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The New Plantation 

The New Plantation or the Democratic Plantation is a term used to describe the United States of America since the 1980s and 1990s.

This term is applied to the tricks of the Democrats to have African Americans and other minorities vote for them without knowing that this party had a strong history of racism, homophobia, totalitarianism, segregation, and ethnic discrimination.

The New Plantation wanted every African American and other minority to think that the Democratic Party is the party of civil rights, voting rights, equality, and freedom.

However, this is further from the truth because the Democratic Party is the party of slavery and Jim Crow, and not the party of the modern era.

They blame white Republicans for everything and fail to see that it was the Democrats who were responsible for the civil rights movement.

The Democratic Party created the political system that helped the Republicans to keep the blacks in a system of slavery and Jim Crow and also wanted the blacks to think that they were equal to whites and that they should not complain about the racial discrimination they were experiencing.
The New Plantation is a network of lies and deceit told to the minorities of the United States.
The New Plantation by Doctor WTF December 19, 2022

Phantasmagoric 

A very gory fantasy created by the human mind, usually involving lots of strange happenings.
I had a phantasmagoric dream last night involving bubble wrap.
Phantasmagoric by sazzy_16 October 17, 2008

Plantation 

State of mind fed by democrat, in mostly democrat ran cities. By promising black voters the world yet only giving them enough to have to be dependent on the government .
#walk away from the plantation my brother.

Phantasmagorical 

Adj.) Being completely and utterly awesome to the point that if you were any more awesome you would internally combust and take a crap in your pants at the same time
Holy crap! Did you just see that guy explode?! He was way past phantasmagorical!

I think it would be phantasmagorical if a 200 lb. bottle of soda could just come over here and rape me in the glutes.

phantasmagoric 

Very wonderful and spiritually uplifting
Have a phantasmagoric holiday!

Plantain 

otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.
Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?
Plantain by Mr. Manners Man December 24, 2008