If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004
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New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.
Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.
by Morris Z. June 17, 2007
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by Nothereman May 26, 2006
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A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
by Diccyc April 2, 2005
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Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 26, 2005
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by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
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