crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

pittish

A feeling that you are down in a pit and can't get out

Distraught, sad, depressed

She just didn't want to get out of bed yesterday, she was feeling so pittish

by sunshopgirl August 6, 2009

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018

flip your patties

The act of flipping someone’s nipples

Imma flip your patties

by I_am-joker November 24, 2019

patties

A more subtle and less-obvious title for men with big boobs. Ideal when male victim is within ear-shot and you can't resist point them out.

Person: "Did you see thoes patties?!"

by Jerklyn October 28, 2007

flipping patties

Fondling ones balls whilst you toss their salad, making for a wholesome meal.

"How did date night go?"
"It went really well, Jill even felt like flipping patties"

by Arun311 August 13, 2015