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Pistol Whipped

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Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
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Krystol Pistol Whipped

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Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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penal pistolwhip

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When a man sexually abuses someone with a pistol
Yeah carl "penal pistolwhipped" te other day it felt great.
by Damascus succ August 10, 2020
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Pistolwhiptation

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Pronunciation: \piss-toll-wipp-ˈtā-shən\
Function: noun
Date: 2010

1 a : arbitrary physical correction command

2 a

(1) : the act or manner of administering an educational ass-beating via the hand grip of a pistol to be transcribed onto the face of the student/victim

(2) : material that is pistolwhiptated or transcribed via pistol whipping

2b

(1) : the performing of pistol whipping to be reproduced by a student at a later time

(2) : pistol whipping so reproduced
"That silly bitch doesn't seem to get it, see if he responds to some PISTOLWHIPTATION."

"PFC Schmuckatelly just got a healthy dose of good old fashioned PISTOLWHIPTATION. Someone go get him an ice pack, he's starting to swell."
by Shads6176 January 21, 2010
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Pistolwhip

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To shove your penis in between a woman's breasts and have artificial intercourse withe her breasts. displayed in many pornographic movies.
after the club last night, me and this slut named jen went to the bedroom and she wanted me to pistolwhip her.
by domesloooowwwwlllyyyy October 30, 2011
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pistolwhipping

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When you hit someone on the head with a can of beer and crack it open, from there you proceed to shotgun it
John was pistolwhipping last Saturday because the Saturdays are for the boys
by Mike Big Ock October 1, 2017
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Pistolwhippingly

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So angry that it feels like you're being pistol whipped
All this misspelling is pistolwhippingly pissing me off!
by fuhkayuu January 23, 2021
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