Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 01, 2004

Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.

"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"

by Alex Reynard March 04, 2004

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 04, 2009

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!

I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!

by Xeg June 10, 2017

Pistachio (vibrant venture)

a bad charater, bad lore and everyone hates to use green to the spikes

Pistachio (vibrant venture)

is the worst vibrant venture characer

by lobster meat JK July 21, 2021