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Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008
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The Will Ferrell Postulate

The Will Ferrell Postulate. There is a tight correlation between the number of times someone has seen a Will Ferrel movie and whether they like said movie. For example, a person who has seen Anchorman once, will most likely say they think it is the worst movie ever made. However, someone who has watched Anchorman more than once will likely say it was hilarious. You can prove this postulate to yourself with a simple experiment: find a friend who is a "Saw it once, Hate it."-type regarding a Will Ferrell movie, and ask them to watch it with you. You will witness them laughing at many points throughout the film. At the end of the film, do not ask them if they liked it, because at this point there is a period of confusion stemming from the fact that your friend knew very well that he or she hated the movie before watching it a second time, but this time he or she actually enjoyed it. It is a strange occurrence that your friend needs time to process mentally. Weeks later, do not ask your friend if he or she liked the movie directly, as people do not like to go back on their previous decisions and beliefs. Instead, address the issue by randomly quoting your friend's new favorite Will Ferrell movie. Not surprisingly, your friend will chuckle, and perhaps even follow up with another quote, thus revealing their fondness of the once hated Will Ferrell movie.
You can use the Will Ferrell Postulate to amaze your friends with a mind-reading trick. Ask your friend if he or she likes a certain Will Ferrell movie. If they say, "Yes," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie more than once. If they say, "No," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie only once.
by TheSciNerd1 January 27, 2012
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POS Postulate

A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.
Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.
by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011
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perculate

A word rappers often use but truthfully, it doesn't mean a damn thing.
Idiot: Let's get it perculatin' ma.
Girl: What does that mean anyway?!
Idiot: Good question!
by Clayton K August 15, 2005
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perculate

tr. & intr.v. - to steal a coffee pot.
"Hmm... that's a mighty nice French press rig. I'd sure like to perculate it."
by Phthllanfar October 27, 2008
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Piculator

A calculator whose 3️⃣, 1️⃣, 4️⃣, and decimal point keys are broken or disabled, which forces a user to think creatively before carrying out any arithmetic expressions or problem sums that would have involved these defective buttons.
How would you use a piculator to display the decimal 3.14?
by MathPlus February 1, 2021
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Disculate

-A silly word made up by a silly boy to justify his actions.
-It's what disks do.
Angelo popped in a disc and it began to disculate.
by Ameliacus October 31, 2011
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