Pintos

Portuguese word, Portuguese slang for chips.
~Also name of family on extreme cheapskates tv show on TLC...

Just copped some Pintos. Time for netflix with Emma!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Pintosis

The state of being a softie adolescent boy
I.e. Sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles

Symptons include but are not limited to:
Depressing song lyric - status's on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.

In harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.

Facebook Status:
So-And-So: So don't fall in love, there's just too much to risk If given the choice, then I'm begging you'll choose
To walk away, walk away, don't let her get you I can't bear to see the same happen to you...Now son, I'm only telling you this...Because life, can do terrible things

Average teenaged boy: Damn, he's got a real case of pintosis

by B&C'11 April 2, 2011

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

Pintosabi

The ultimate badass, someone who is better than anyone else.

That Pintosabi was the coolest guy i have ever met.

by Billyjeanjones January 22, 2012

Pintos

New slang term for Beers in the UK

Dave, get the Pintos in son

Let's get on the Pintos

by Some nutter in Watford December 20, 2018

pintost

Pinterest "pinotst" app, term created by user @dookieshooter. pronounced "pin-toast".

Did you see what I sent you on pintost?

I saw the worse thing on the pintost app...

by unknown_creature March 19, 2022

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

by Ashm33r October 22, 2006