pineapples on pizza

to some a blessing, to others a curse

pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!

by cheezborkers May 2, 2017

pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple

omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg

by woah man i rule February 20, 2011

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Being brave enough, visionary enough. to attempt something extraordinary.

He's way outta my league, and he'll probly hard pass, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

by Billiam Boy September 7, 2019

ten pinter

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.

Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.

by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007

pineapple juice

Nature's guarantee of a second date
Makes cum taste better

I wanted her to enjoy sucking my cock more so i drank some pineapple juice.

by dfsfsdf December 21, 2007

Pineapple Rain

When it rains out side, but it is still bright and sunny. The phenomenon is common in places like Florida and California. This term was coined by a Dialect Survey, pretty sure it is a made up phrase. Other words this may go by, "sunshower", "the wolf is giving birth", "the devil is beating his wife", "monkey's wedding", "fox's wedding", or "liquid sun".

Person 1: "How can it be raining out side now, it looks so nice out"
Person 2: "The word you are looking for to describe this phenomenon is 'Pineapple Rain'"

by JohnClark January 11, 2015