Penguini Rizz

Penguini Rizz is a way of attracting women which was created by a well known individual named El Penguini, to be used you must know the women you are attempting to attract quite well or you will fail.

I really like that girl,

you should rizz her up with that Penguini Rizz.

by El Penguini Jr January 25, 2023

Penguining

Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you

Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me

by bankrobber1980 October 22, 2013

Penguining

When two people commence an open mouth kiss, and due to alcohol content, one proceeds to throw up/puke/drive the chunder bus into the other's mouth.

'Dude Zak was at a party and this girl totally penguined him'

'Zak hated Penguining'

by Freddykenward September 30, 2014

penguinise

The act of huddling up with your special someone to keep warm during the cold.

The two lovers were cold so they decided to penguinise

by Mr.Ree October 27, 2018

penguini

beware of the penguini or you'll be violently snapped in half...

Jason : hey dude you saw how stoned that penguin was?
that one kid in the corner : Beware of the penguini
Jason : dude what does that even mea-
Jason : 0-+- -<

by theextra cheesy man March 26, 2020

Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

Angry Penguining

When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.

I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!

by darth maul September 27, 2012