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Pinchin The Carrot 

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.
"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"
Pinchin The Carrot by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010
pinchin by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

pinching a grumpy 

Taking a shit

phone pinching

holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo
dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
phone pinching by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015

pinching a biscuit 

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
pinching a biscuit by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pinching my vibe 

To pinch someone’s vibe is to trash someone’s plans or ideas.
Hey! You’re pinching my vibe!” Megan said when Ali dissed her choice of movie.
pinching my vibe by clerxn October 28, 2019