Stone Temple Pilots

the most kick-ass band ever. led by frontman scott weiland, brothers robert and dean deleo and eric kretz. all joined forces as mighty joe young in 1987. long story short, had to change their name and got a record deal in 1992 with atlantic records. went on to produce 5 flawless albums but broke up in 2001 because of turmoil with atlantic and each other. got back together in 2008 for a tour. a new album is rumored to be in the works.

Stone Temple Pilots is the shit

by Qui Gon Kenny May 10, 2009

test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 1, 2006

broom pilot

One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.

Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.

by Fintastic August 25, 2013

Glory Hole Pilot

One who's takes the initiative to stick there penis through the glory hole.

I hate sucking dick so I always try to be the glory hole pilot

by Limptrickle69 August 10, 2017

Picotop

The highest price an asset trades at over the course of a market cycle. When looking at a price chart, the picotop is the apex of a blow-off too

Man, I wish i had the wherewithal of Mark Cuban & I sold more of my assets at the picotop. Now I have to hold through the entire bear market.

by fooo from twitter May 1, 2021

starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004