Pillowsexual

Pillowsexual;Your attracted to pillows.

cc:What’s your sexuality?
cc: Oh I’m pillowsexual

by Hi im pErfectLy Perfect no hid January 22, 2021

pizzowned

To be owned so bad you just have to leave!!!

YoU BeTTeR CaLL PiZZa HuT BeCaUsE YoU JuSt GoT PiZzOwNeD!

by -Chr!$^- July 31, 2005

Pillowed

When you are sitting somewhere with someone and they get up and leave the room. You stack all the pillows you can find where they were just sitting so when they return they cannot sit down. Finally, you inform them they have been "pillowed"

Jenny totally pillowed Paul when he left the room. When he came back he had to move all those pillows.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Pablowned

owned or dominated by a mexican male.

you just got pablowned in that tortilla eating contest!

by beniah December 2, 2007

Pillowsexual

Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.

Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".

Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".

Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.

by Batman is cool May 19, 2018

PlOwned

To own beyond natural ownage. Cannot apply to n00bs only oldbies and vets.

that vet was just PLOwned

by Ryiot July 14, 2004

pillowless

When a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of sex.

Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.

by spattie April 23, 2011