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Another rip-off dish by Gumby's. There is nothing world famous about them. They are nothing but cheesy garlic bread. They are microwaved!! They are pathetic.
by jacques azz June 15, 2008
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Pike Siger

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A made up character. Has widely grown popular through the world. Is known for being weird, creepy, and awkward.
Wanted for:
- eating grass
- streaking
- pooting on dogs
- licking his wart while giving you "the eye"
Pike Siger: uma lina roca toof
Man: dude get out of here
by My pseudonym? August 6, 2012
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Pokey Stabby

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A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.
After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby
by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013
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Pikeys.

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Pikeys...Plural for ignorant itinerant thieving gypos .
Pikeys....Paul..."Look at the state of those pikeys , they haven't had a wash in generations"
Bob..." Yes... Don't they smell awful ? I saw two them breaking into a garden shed earlier today"
Paul..." The only place that is safe from thieving tinkers like that is the library "
Bob..." The Germans knew how to deal with the likes of pikeys "
by Ihate pakis November 16, 2022
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pikeys

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irish gypsies who will steal anything and are mostly violent
"i fockin' 'ate pikeys" -from snatch
by phil April 21, 2003
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pikeys

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A pikey is someone who comes into my shop and steals a shed load of champagne by just walking in...taking it....then fucking off. You chase them and they threaten you with the bottle...fuck I hate pikeys
I'm a pikey...Im a pikey...what pikey am I?
by S October 5, 2003
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gypsies/pikeys

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The most horrible and vile humans to "grace" the Earth.

They tend to live in caravan sites, but can also be found in the middle of really rough council estates, and when they grow old and grey they move to a bungalow with all their tax-avoided savings. They get money by mugging people, offering to pave your driveway/fix your walls/clean your windows, and if you refuse, they will viciously attack you. Staying well away from gypsy infested areas will result in safety, as they can be found prowling the streets and pouncing on innocent people and heavily beating them. They can also be found at places where people who are different to them gather, ie skate parks and local music festivals. At these places they like to fight "moshers" who are usually alone and much younger and much less stronger then them. They are mencaing when in numbers, but usually harmless when outnumbered, but that usually doesn't stop them. They can be as young as 10 or as old as 30, and anywhere inbetween. Standing up to one will usually result in being hounded by their hundreds of relatives that are older and "harder". Younger gypsies are usually very scruffy and malnourished, and usually neglected from attention at home, possibly because their parents are usually only 12-16 years older than them. They tend to wear old tracksuit pants and chavesque jewellery and clothing. Older gypsies (16-20) are often well built and wear tank tops and jeans, with large work boots. Older gypsies are loud and obnoxious, looking and acting like young chavs.

When they "attack" they usually seem "friendly" but often turn violent when they don't get what they want.
AKA: gyppos
"Shit, aload of gypsies have moved into my mate's estate."
"Yeah, there's loads of caravans on the field."

"I was walking past Tesco when some gyppos started asking if I wanted to see their new car. When I said no they jumped me and stole my MP3 player and my phone."

...gypsies/pikeys.
by hteebx August 24, 2006
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